Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man …isn’t it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
ลอกเค้ามา . .
(1) ดี,โอเค: คำนี้ผู้หญิงใช้ปิดการโต้เถียงตอนที่เธอมั่นใจว่าเป็นฝ่ายถูกและถึงเวลาที่คุณจะต้องเงียบได้แล้ว.
(2) ห้านาทีนะ: ถ้าเธอกำลังแต่งตัว นี่จะหมายถึงชั่วโมงครึ่ง แต่ห้านาทีก็คือห้านาทีสำหรับคุณถ้าเธอเพิ่งยอม ให้คุณดูบอลต่ออีกห้านาทีแล้วค่อยไปช่วยเธอทำงานบ้าน Read More
I have read this in this afternoon and am enjoyed sharing.
According to @FunnyOrFact who I follow, he recommends these following accounts.
An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Chinese, he stirred and opened his eyes.
Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.
“Well,” said the Chinese, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Indian and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven.
An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of RM 500, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the RM 500 and the next thing I knew I was back here.”
“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors. “But what happened to the other two?”
“Well the last I saw them” replied the Chinese, “the Indian was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his.”
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.” We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.”
The American said, “Talking about love, marriages… I’ll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems…. Gimme a break!”
This is a joke founded on CiteHR Human Resource Management Community & Knowledgebase. Thanks aniita for posting it to laugh.