This is a joke founded on CiteHR Human Resource Management Community & Knowledgebase.\u00a0 Thanks aniita for posting it to laugh.<\/p>\n
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Operator :”Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “Hello, can I order..”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : ” Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “It’s eh…, hold……….on…… 889861356102049998-45-54610”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr. Singh and you’re calling from 17 Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers ?<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: ” May I order your Seafood Pizza…”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “How come?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : ” According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “How do you know for sure?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: ” OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: ” What!”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,… registration number 1123…”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: ” ????”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. “<\/strong><\/p>\n Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^<\/strong><\/p>\n Operator “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were Customer: [Faints]<\/strong><\/p>\n Regards,
\nJaanKayo. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nconvicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nAnita<\/strong><\/div>\n