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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
\nHe was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
\nMost people looked at him with terror and with fear
\nBut to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
\nHe could preach the bible like a preacher
\nFull of ecstacy and fire
\nBut he also was the kind of teacher
\nWomen would desire<\/p>\n
RA RA RASPUTIN
\nLover of the Russian queen
\nThere was a cat that really was gone
\nRA RA RASPUTIN
\nRussia’s greatest love machine
\nIt was a shame how he carried on<\/p>\n
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
\nBut the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
\nIn all affairs of state he was the man to please
\nBut he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
\nFor the queen he was no wheeler dealer
\nThough she’d heard the things he’d done
\nShe believed he was a holy healer
\nWho would heal her son<\/p>\n
(Spoken:)
\nBut when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
\nfor power became known to more and more people,
\nthe demands to do something about this outrageous
\nman became louder and louder.<\/p>\n
“This man’s just got to go!” declared his enemies
\nBut the ladies begged “Don’t you try to do it, please”
\nNo doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
\nThough he was a brute they just fell into his arms
\nThen one night some men of higher standing
\nSet a trap, they’re not to blame
\n“Come to visit us” they kept demanding
\nAnd he really came<\/p>\n
RA RA RASPUTIN
\nLover of the Russian queen
\nThey put some poison into his wine
\nRA RA RASPUTIN
\nRussia’s greatest love machine
\nHe drank it all and he said “I feel fine”<\/p>\n
RA RA RASPUTIN
\nLover of the Russian queen
\nThey didn’t quit, they wanted his head
\nRA RA RASPUTIN
\nRussia’s greatest love machine
\nAnd so they shot him till he was dead<\/p>\n
(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians…\n<\/p>\n
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